_________Up for Auction: Three Handsome Boys _________
Ebay Seller: mom-on-the-edge

Starting Bid: $1.00

Time Remaining: 10 hours 45 minutes

Payment: PayPal only

Shipping: Local Pick Up only

Item Condition: Lightly Used

Item Description:

Up for sale today is a 3pc. lot of pre-owned boys. The first item in the lot is a lager size husband in red hair with freckles and beard. He falls asleep in front of the TV, makes strange noises, plays to rough, needs lots of attention, and makes me laugh. The second item in the lot is a size medium son in blond that collects reptile skins, comes with a large alligator lizard that bites and about a million Lego's to step on in the middle of the night, but always thinks of others first. The third item is a smaller size son in brown hair, full of energy and defiance, broken bones are mostly healed and shows no permanent damage from multiple head injury's will test your last nerve and then melt you heart with a smile. All are a bit smelly and showing signs of wear, prone to burping, farting and other inappropriate and embarrassing behavior.

Conditions of Sale: all items are sold as is and no Returns!








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